Dogstream
What my dumb dog has been up to.
The dog took advantage of me being distracted by the Traitors finale and attempted to tunnel under the neighbour's fence, then threw a tantrum when I filled it in.
The dog dunked his paw into my mug of tea.
The dog lay in the rain and sulked for 20 minutes because his walk was slightly late.
The dog has been carsick.
The dog has been standing forlornly in the rain.
The dog was so startled by one of his own farts that he jumped up and ran out of the room.
The dog is producing the worst farts known to humanity.
The dog is refusing to eat any food that wasn't personally served by me, for no apparent reason other than him being a little stinker.
The dog has been defeated by Christmas and has been asleep for almost the entire day.
The dog started crying because he wanted to lie on a specific spot on the couch but there was a blanket in the way.
The dog is stoned out of his gourd because he had a vet appointment earlier and he finds the vet very scary (even though they are very nice to him).
The dog woke me up at 4am so he could do a poo and then tried to dig under the fence to the neighbour's garden.
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