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Project Dreamland

🏝️ Playing Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream and watching the nonsense unfold.

Welcome to my island. Please enjoy your stay.

The latest gossip

2026-06-01: Scully and Shrek got married 💖 Also Pissboy and Super Hans finally got together. I've lost track of the love polygon everyone else has going on

2026-05-29: Scully asked Shrek out anyway and he said yes so I now believe true love is real!!! This is crackship island. In related news, Ray Smuckles now also has a crush on Piccolo, while Malcolm Tucker is in love with Monkey Robbie Williams. Sure. Why not

2026-05-28: Scully told a story so boring that Shrek got the ick for her. Ouch. But Roast Beef has a crush on her now instead (which feels in character for him). The Alan Partridge/Johnny Fiveaces/Piccolo love triangle has become a love square because Rebecca Black has a crush on Piccolo. Honestly I think Alan and Johnny's relationship is not long for this world anyway as neither of them are very happy.

Older gossip

2026-05-25: Alan Partridge and Johnny Fiveaces have fallen in love and now they are boyfriends. I'm scared about how Piccolo will react when he finds out

2026-05-25: Piccolo saw Johnny Fiveaces and it was love at first sight... but will it be mutual?? Meanwhile Shrek and Scully have got this whole "oh my god they were roommates" situation going on and I don't know what to make of it. This is a silly game.