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Project Dreamland

🏝️ Playing Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream and watching the nonsense unfold.

Welcome to my island. Please enjoy your stay.

The latest gossip

2026-06-30: Roast Beef got rejected by Pissboy but is still nursing a crush. Johnny from The Room also tried to ask out Krillin, but Krillin decided to date Rebecca Black instead. You are tearing me apart, Krillin!!

2026-06-29: Agent Scully and Super Hans got into a fight so bad that they are no longer friends. I've never seen that happen before. Also I sent Miranda Priestly to the island to judge everyone.

2026-06-25: Malcolm Tucker and Monkey Robbie got married. Lots of newlyweds on the island now. Also I added a few new Miis to the mix and now I laugh every time I see Babe, especially when he emotes with his ridiculous Mii eyes.

Older gossip

2026-06-21: Alan Partridge and Johnny Fiveaces have wed. This also inspired Malcolm Tucker and Monkey Robbie to shack up (I cannot believe either of these couples exist, wtf even is this island)

2026-06-18: After brutally rejecting Rebecca Black twice in a row, Piccolo decided that he now has a crush on her after all. Unfortunate timing, because she's totally over him. (Picrillin was short-lived, I guess.) Also Shrek and Scully had a baby! I named her Onion.

2026-06-15: A disastrous day for love confessions.

Roast Beef finally made his move on Johnny Fiveaces, but Johnny Fiveaces decided to move in with his boyfriend Alan Partridge instead.
Ray Smuckles, Rebecca Black and Elle Woods simultaneously declared their love for Piccolo... and he turned them all down. Devastation!
Rebecca Black abandoned all self-respect and tried to ask Piccolo again. Still a no.
Piccolo, apparently high on the feeling of being the most desirable Mii on the island, confessed his own feelings to Monkey Robbie... only for Malcolm Tucker to jump in and steal Monkey Robbie's heart.

The beaches were running out of space for Miis to scream at the sea so I sent Krillin over to cheer Piccolo up. Then Piccolo fell in love with Krillin instead. GOTY 2026

2026-06-09: Men With Ven are no more! Pissboy dumped Super Hans and moved in with his bestie Roast Beef. Honestly I'm mostly sad about losing this house name.

2026-06-01: Scully and Shrek got married 💖 Also Pissboy and Super Hans finally got together. I've lost track of the love polygon everyone else has going on

2026-05-29: Scully asked Shrek out anyway and he said yes so I now believe true love is real!!! This is crackship island. In related news, Ray Smuckles now also has a crush on Piccolo, while Malcolm Tucker is in love with Monkey Robbie Williams. Sure. Why not

2026-05-28: Scully told a story so boring that Shrek got the ick for her. Ouch. But Roast Beef has a crush on her now instead (which feels in character for him). The Alan Partridge/Johnny Fiveaces/Piccolo love triangle has become a love square because Rebecca Black has a crush on Piccolo. Honestly I think Alan and Johnny's relationship is not long for this world anyway as neither of them are very happy.

2026-05-25: Alan Partridge and Johnny Fiveaces have fallen in love and now they are boyfriends. I'm scared about how Piccolo will react when he finds out

2026-05-25: Piccolo saw Johnny Fiveaces and it was love at first sight... but will it be mutual?? Meanwhile Shrek and Scully have got this whole "oh my god they were roommates" situation going on and I don't know what to make of it. This is a silly game.