Project Dreamland
🏝️ Playing Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream and watching the nonsense unfold.
Welcome to my island. Please enjoy your stay.
The latest gossip
2026-06-18: After brutally rejecting Rebecca Black twice in a row, Piccolo decided that he now has a crush on her after all. Unfortunate timing, because she's totally over him. (Picrillin was short-lived, I guess.) Also Shrek and Scully had a baby! I named her Onion.
2026-06-15: A disastrous day for love confessions.
- Roast Beef finally made his move on Johnny Fiveaces, but Johnny Fiveaces decided to move in with his boyfriend Alan Partridge instead.
- Ray Smuckles, Rebecca Black and Elle Woods simultaneously declared their love for Piccolo... and he turned them all down. Devastation!
- Rebecca Black abandoned all self-respect and tried to ask Piccolo again. Still a no.
- Piccolo, apparently high on the feeling of being the most desirable Mii on the island, confessed his own feelings to Monkey Robbie... only for Malcolm Tucker to jump in and steal Monkey Robbie's heart.
The beaches were running out of space for Miis to scream at the sea so I sent Krillin over to cheer Piccolo up. Then Piccolo fell in love with Krillin instead. GOTY 2026
2026-06-09: Men With Ven are no more! Pissboy dumped Super Hans and moved in with his bestie Roast Beef. Honestly I'm mostly sad about losing this house name.
Older gossip
2026-06-01: Scully and Shrek got married 💖 Also Pissboy and Super Hans finally got together. I've lost track of the love polygon everyone else has going on
2026-05-29: Scully asked Shrek out anyway and he said yes so I now believe true love is real!!! This is crackship island. In related news, Ray Smuckles now also has a crush on Piccolo, while Malcolm Tucker is in love with Monkey Robbie Williams. Sure. Why not
2026-05-28: Scully told a story so boring that Shrek got the ick for her. Ouch. But Roast Beef has a crush on her now instead (which feels in character for him). The Alan Partridge/Johnny Fiveaces/Piccolo love triangle has become a love square because Rebecca Black has a crush on Piccolo. Honestly I think Alan and Johnny's relationship is not long for this world anyway as neither of them are very happy.
2026-05-25: Alan Partridge and Johnny Fiveaces have fallen in love and now they are boyfriends. I'm scared about how Piccolo will react when he finds out
2026-05-25: Piccolo saw Johnny Fiveaces and it was love at first sight... but will it be mutual?? Meanwhile Shrek and Scully have got this whole "oh my god they were roommates" situation going on and I don't know what to make of it. This is a silly game.
Residents
I feel like the Miis you put in your game say a lot about you. I am scared to consider what this selection says about me.
I can't draw in this game so any custom facepaint is, uhh, rough.
Shrek
Shrek- Married to Agent Scully
- Father of Onion
- Best mates with Super Hans
Super Hans
Peep Show- Ex of Pissboy
Pissboy
Furiosa- Ex of Super Hans
- Best mates with Roast Beef
- Best mates with Johnny Fiveaces
- Hates fried eggs
Agent Scully
The X-Files- Married to Shrek
- Mother of Onion
- Best mates with Super Hans
Johnny Fiveaces
Zybourne Clock- Dating Alan Partridge
- Best mates with Piccolo
- Best mates with Pissboy
Alan Partridge
Alan Partridge- Dating Johnny Fiveaces
Piccolo
Dragon Ball- Fancies Rebecca Black
Monkey Robbie
Better Man- Dating Malcolm Tucker
- Best mates with Rebecca Black
Ray Smuckles
Achewood- Fancies Piccolo
- Best mates with Johnny Fiveaces
Roast Beef
Achewood- Fancies Pissboy
- Hates red velvet cake
Rebecca Black
Pop star- Best mates with Alan Partridge
- Best mates with Monkey Robbie
- Best mates with Pissboy
Malcolm Tucker
The Thick of It- Dating Monkey Robbie
Krillin
Dragon Ball
Elle Woods
Legally Blonde- Best mates with Shrek
Mr Blobby
Noel's House Party- Best mates with Super Hans
Onion
Born in-game- Child of Shrek and Agent Scully
Households
- Federal Bureau of Ogres: Shrek, Agent Scully, Onion
- A Low House of Dudes: Pissboy, Roast Beef
- The Dirtiest Dudes in Town: Ray Smuckles, Piccolo
- Linton Travel Tavern: Alan Partridge, Johnny Fiveaces