Welcome to the Ratlands

Hello stranger, and welcome to my little corner of the internet! Feel free to click around and explore.

If you're not sure where to start, here are some of the things I'm actively doing on this website:

All the latest updates are recorded on the changelog.

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Brainstream 🧠🧠🧠

2026-01-23 19:57: Physically, I am boiling pasta. Mentally, emotionally, spirtually, I am still at that Getdown Services show.

2026-01-21 17:27: Love to sit around on my arse all day waiting for a package that doesn't get delivered, all while accomplishing Absolutely Fucking Nothing

2026-01-19 21:54: Every time my glasses steam up while I'm cooking, I pretend I am Michael Fassbender in Black Bag preparing a delicious chana masala for my very honest coworkers

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What's the dog up to?

The dog took advantage of me being distracted by the Traitors finale and attempted to tunnel under the neighbour's fence, then threw a tantrum when I filled it in. More dog ▶

Stuck in my head

"Whim" Hayley Williams

So hot right now 🔥

What I am currently loving.
🎥 Films:
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
🎧 Music:
Hayley Williams, Getdown Services
📺 TV:
The Traitors UK season 4, Colin From Accounts
📹 YouTube:
Hermitcraft 11, Jet Lag
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