About the webmistress
A/S/L? 30s, she/her, UK.
As far back as I could remember, I always wanted to be on the computer. I was even on GeoCities the first time around. (I had a pretty sweet Animorphs fansite.)
Some random facts about me:
- My childhood dream jobs were veterinarian, interior designer and journalist.
- The first album I bought was Smash Mouth's Astro Lounge.
- I became a vegetarian as a kid (shoutout to Babe), and went vegan in 2018.
- I also hate eating mushrooms, which is unfortunate for my dietary options.
- I've kept a daily journal for the last decade.
- The most famous person I've ever met is Nicolas Cage.
My hobbies
Current level of enthusiasm may vary from 0 to 100.
- Reading
- Watching movies
- Writing fiction
- Going to gigs
- Knitting
- Archery
- Playing Dungeons & Dragons and other TTRPGs
- Learning Welsh
- Making crap websites
- Second-hand shopping (especially collecting CDs)
- Watching other people play Minecraft on YouTube
- Playing one of five videogames over and over again (Minecraft, Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley, The Sims 2, Civilization 6)
My hoard
This is what I would drop if I were a final boss and you defeated me.
- Gold-framed picture of a wizard casting a spell with lightning and a sword
- Chainmail hood (handmade, bought off Vinted)
- "Sexy radish" plush
- Poster for the 1943 Great Outdoor Fight
- Plaster mould of my lower teeth
- DVD of the first and only season of Bonekickers
- 1d10 potions of Cholula
Stamps from previous travels
If my time spent on the internet had a passport, these are the stamps that would be in the back. (In other words, the places that shaped me, for better or for worse.)
- GeoCities
- Neopets
- LiveJournal
- Gaia Online
- Something Awful
- Tumblr
- AO3
- Letterboxd
What's my favourite...
- Animal Crossing flower? Green mums
- Condiment? Cholula
- Drink? Ginger tea, wanky IPAs
- Food? Beans, dark chocolate, anything my mum bakes
- Pen? Uni-Ball Eye Micro
- Pokemon? Gengar, Umbreon, Sableye (I'm so ~*dark*~)
- Season? Spring
- Simpsons bit? Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
- Supermarket biscuit? Bourbon creams
- Webcomic? Achewood (dogg, it is brain tape since young times)
- YouTube video? Jeff Bezos Rowing Boat (longform winner), lol (shortform winner)