About the webmistress
My pronouns are she/her. I live in the UK with my human partner and our stinky canine roommate. I am old enough to remember the sound dial-up internet makes.

My hobbies
Current level of enthusiasm may vary from 0 to 100.
- Reading
- Watching movies
- Writing fiction
- Knitting
- Archery
- Learning Welsh
- Making crap websites
- Watching other people play Minecraft on YouTube
- Playing one of five videogames over and over again (Minecraft, Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley, The Sims 2, Civilization 6)

My hoard
This is what I would drop if I were a final boss and you defeated me.
- Gold-framed picture of a wizard casting a spell with lightning and a sword
- Chainmail hood
- "Sexy radish" plush
- Poster for the 1943 Great Outdoor Fight
- Plaster mould of my lower teeth
- DVD of the first and only season of Bonekickers

Stamps from previous travels
If my time spent on the internet had a passport, these are the stamps that would be in the back. (In other words, the places that shaped me, for better or for worse.)
- Geocities
- Neopets
- Livejournal
- Gaia Online
- Something Awful
- Tumblr

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