About the webmistress
A/S/L? 30s, she/her, UK.
As far back as I could remember, I always wanted to be on the computer. I was even on GeoCities the first time around. (I had a pretty sweet Animorphs fansite.)
Some random facts about me:
- My childhood dream jobs were veterinarian, interior designer and journalist.
- The first album I bought was Smash Mouth's Astro Lounge.
- I became a vegetarian as a kid (shoutout to Babe), and went vegan in 2018.
- I also hate eating mushrooms, which is unfortunate for my dietary options.
- I've kept a daily journal for the last decade.
- The most famous person I've ever met is Nicolas Cage.
If you'd like to know more, you can read my 100 Questions for Webmasters answers.
My hobbies
Current level of enthusiasm may vary from 0 to 100.
- Reading
- Watching movies
- Writing fiction
- Going to gigs
- Knitting
- Archery
- Playing Dungeons & Dragons and other TTRPGs
- Learning Welsh
- Making crap websites
- Second-hand shopping (especially collecting CDs)
- Watching other people play Minecraft on YouTube
- Playing one of five videogames over and over again (Minecraft, Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley, The Sims 2, Civilization 6)
My hoard
This is what I would drop if I were a final boss and you defeated me.
- Gold-framed picture of a wizard casting a spell with lightning and a sword
- Chainmail hood (handmade, bought off Vinted)
- "Sexy radish" plush
- Poster for the 1943 Great Outdoor Fight
- Plaster mould of my lower teeth
- DVD of the first and only season of Bonekickers
- 1d10 potions of Cholula
Stamps from previous travels
If my time spent on the internet had a passport, these are the stamps that would be in the back. (In other words, the places that shaped me, for better or for worse.)
- GeoCities
- Neopets
- LiveJournal
- Gaia Online
- Something Awful
- Tumblr
- AO3
- Letterboxd
What's my favourite...
- Animal Crossing flower? Green mums
- Condiment? Cholula
- Drink? Ginger tea, wanky IPAs
- Food? Beans, dark chocolate, anything my mum bakes
- Pen? Uni-Ball Eye Micro
- Pokemon? Gengar, Umbreon, Sableye (I'm so ~*dark*~)
- Season? Spring
- Simpsons bit? Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
- Supermarket biscuit? Bourbon creams
- Webcomic? Achewood (dogg, it is brain tape since young times)
- YouTube video? Jeff Bezos Rowing Boat (longform winner), lol (shortform winner)